"Polite menace, that'll be my brand! Every legendary pirate needs one." You're pretty legendary. Time to let everyone know.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Printed on Bella + Canvas Uni Cut


This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!